HEY! IM WATCHING YOU.

YES IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU. I BET YOU TURNED AROUND, DIDNT YOU?

TODAY IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT little RED RIDING HOOD.

SO THE STORY IS HERE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Riding_Hood

SO IMMA TELL YOU ABOUT MY FIRST REACTION WHEN I READ THE STORY,

I WAS SHOCKED. WHAT KIND OF MOTHER JUST LEAVES HER DAUGHTER OUT IN THE WOODS TO DIE? (besides my own)

MY 2ND REACTION,

I WAS SHOCKED. WHAT KIND OF STALKER WOLF IS HE? DEFINITION OF
A STALKER :

stalk·er

[staw-ker] Show IPA

noun

1.

a person who pursues game, prey, or a person stealthily. 

 

SEE THE WORD STEALTHILY? I DONT THINK THE WOLF DID... 

3RD REASON,

I WAS ANGRY. WHY DO STORIES HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS? THE GRANDMA, RED RIDING HOOD AND THE LUMBERJACK SHOULD DIE. SUDDENLY, THE DWARF KISSED SNOW WHITE AND SHE WOKE UP. AT THE SAME TIME, SLEEPING BEAUTY WOKE UP AND JACK CLIMBED THE BEANSTALK ONLY TO FAIL AND FALL AND DIE. THE PRINCE FROM CINDERELLA WENT INTO A RAPUNZEL STORY AND THEY STARTED FIGHTING OVER HER.

MESSY, EH?